Flowers of Bad
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First Name: Why not tell me your first name?
Last Name: I really would like to know your last name too.
E-Mail: Email addresses are sort of de rigeur, ya know?Hey! That's not an email address!
Message:
 

Rest assured that your email address will never be sold, given away or used in an inappropriate fashion. For example, I would never send you chain e-mails, petitions or any of the other kinds of things my and my wife's relatives seem intent on sending us regularly.

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