Flowers of Bad
First Name: Why not tell me your first name?
Last Name: I really would like to know your last name too.
E-Mail: Email addresses are sort of de rigeur, ya know?Hey! That's not an email address!

Rest assured that your email address will never be sold, given away or used in an inappropriate fashion. For example, I would never send you chain e-mails, petitions or any of the other kinds of things my and my wife's relatives seem intent on sending us regularly.