LXXXII
Horreur Sympathique
for Shawn-Marie Garrett
Two of Hearts: You stole both my Argonauts helmets Tristan Tzara! Aint my living room
In a tower commentary enough on falling in the laundry chute?
Which One: I think you think that in your living spirit a donkey a hair emulsifier
Two: [sending a letter] My dentist. Come back and let me in so I can free up all your cans of tuna.
An old salt: In lovable St. Louis a fortune teller told me I was a hair emulsifier
Two: [is really Jude the Obscure] And from some kind of entertainment
I live with murderers and reindeer but no one’s stepping on my [pause] All: O hair emulsifier!
[chasing in a chariot] Two: [licking self] I’m hot! I’m hot! [throws dice] The tuna!
The Sky: See ya! [ducks down the chimney] [pause] All at once: Me: Two: [lies down] My potatoes are all red specials
In you I see mired my a monstrous ordeal congealed in Olive Oyl’s organic eye [aside] my my!
Whose: Vat’s da poynt ov zis? June’s nudes are old and in za lap ov da devil? [(optional) sings] Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care/Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care/Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care/ [grabs lectern and rides up the aisle like a hobby horse] [still singing] Shiggy-shiggy-shiggy-shiggy-shiggy!
[enter the Corbillards] Two: Mess hall dreamer! Visit
Eat your or flowers’ luau garden party lecturers [enter the Reflet] The Reflet & Two: Reflective glasses!
Two: Are you inferring or where might monstrous curses separate pleasing and ponytails?!